Vending Machine Game :D

Heres how its done.

Here's the story:

A odd vending machine appeared on Mabinogi! It was bright, orange, and mezmerizing with buttons. People just had to use it. There was something different about this vending machine though. You could put anything in it and anything can come out. Once, a small boy put in his toy tractor and got a check for 1 Billion dollars. A rich spoiled couple heard of this and flew to the small town, put a deed to their house in, and got (I has aids). This event caused many to hesitate, and it was eventually abandoned, and the town forgoten.

One day, you and a group of friends discover the machine and the stories about it. Do you dare put something inside? What will you get from this wonderous machine?




OK, it goes like this.


First Post:
*Insert object*
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Second post:
You get ________!
*Inserts object*

and so on.
ok

so here goes
*inserts Jayo >*

You get Rank 1 Magnum Shot!

-Inserts hopes and dreams- ;_;

Jayo wrote: -Inserts hopes and dreams- ;_;

*Vending Machine Breaks......* Just kidding! xD

You Get a Barack Obama. *hopes and dreams barack obama is*

*Puts in a...Bag of chips.* >>

LOL i wish i had r1 mag shot )':

You get Michael Jackson's kids o3o

*inserts orange fanta*

*the machine spits it back out* Fanta soda is nasty

*inserts a Hershey bar*

*Get's pen man* He is a child molester we made up in our school =D He harmless. Mostly


*Inserts random hooker*

*you receive a STD*

*inserts a cute cat*

You Get Evil F***ing Cute kitten



*Inserts Riri's Epeenorrrrrr*

*gets Porn?>.>*


*Inserts....WAFFLES!!!!!!!!**

*Gets Ichis FIre croutch*


*Inserts Brittany Spears Wig*

*Gets Fan Girls.*
*Inserts Falcon....PAWNCH!*

*gets Falco from Star Fox* Because Falco is such a better Charecter to select in SSBB

*Inserts a Piece of pie*

- Gets Blackcats ''PIE''

Lol Jk-

*Inserts Rukia Pron Pics*

*Gets a Submarine Full of Seamen*
*Inserts Little Boys and girls..and things in between*

*a van pops out in which u get into in hopes for candy and gets kidnapped*

*inserts whats left of his sanity*

*gets hyped lil boys and girls*
*Inserts Rubber ducky,your so fun,rubber ducky your the one >D*


SESAME STREET!..waht?

*the rubber ducky gets grinded up and it spits back out cherry flavored condoms*

*inserts a whole pizza*

-Gets uhhhhh Snorlax eatting my pizzaaaaa-


-Inserts Watermelons(double D's Size)-

~gets a double d bra she cant wear~

>(
~inserts a wig~

-Gets Rione-Lolwut?


-Inserts Selh and Cat's Toys-

MY TOYS!!?

*cries*

~gets a video recording of selly and cat doing "things"~

o.o;
<.< >.>;;

~inserts a banana with a shoe~